Virtual Kumite 10

Saturday, November 12th, 2005

Hail to the Queen

For the first time in Virtual Kumite history, the Grand Master is a woman. Yes, you heard me correctly, our Virtual Kumite Champion is a female. She fights like a girl.

Femanistic opinion: Wonderful! Women rock! I think it’s great the women can share in the fun and compete as well as men!

Manistic opinion (commonly reffered to as male chauvinist): WHAT!?!! How can this be? How did this happen?! What is the matter with you people?! Can’t even beat a girl! You have disgraced men everywhere! Who were these dopes who lost? (Nick, Cruz, Jonah, Josh, Enrico)

The players: Nick, Janel, Cruz, Jonah, Josh, Enrico.

Thus concludes the Virtual Kumite. You think YOU have what it takes to dethrone Queen Janel? Bring it! Because right now the Queen is redecorating the Virtual Kumite Trophy in little hearts and lace. That’s right, the trophy for the next kumite will be a DOILY! I hope you are satisfied.